Memo to one Joe Savery

Congratulations! You've just been selected in the 1st round of Major League Baseball's draft! You're on a theoretical(and maybe literal?) high right now. You're feeling pretty great, your wallet is about to increase exponentially, and you're likely going to be put on the fast-track to the major leagues. So what can possibly be said to you right now that you should take to heart? Two words: Christopher Wheeler. Chris Wheeler is your ticket to the bigs, son. He is your light, your way, your everything. He is the beginning and the end. He is.

Listen to what this man has to say. He has done it all and helped countless others...just read these pages. Chris Wheeler is pure magic and you are within his grasp. Embrace it!